Ladies and Gents,
Take a moment to look around at a few more lips than usual today.
You’re looking at a trophy.
A trophy that represents solidarity against a hellish disease, of over $33M raised in Canada, and a global movement that will bring in nearly $100 million by days end.
Dreamers can dream of a disease free world today, but until it becomes reality and we have eradicated all forms of cancer, there is still much to do.
We’ve taken a step in the right direction.
Lips up. There’s pride to be had.
Your dad was down with Movember before you were and he had the triumphant mustache to prove it. The massive expression of masculinity that annexed his upper lip was his calling card. The folically challenged envied his lower-nose area rug and women melted at its touch. He was a modern day Samson who drew his power from the locks his lip produced.
So hipsters, now that you’re intentionally cock-blocking yourself for the next month in the name of a good cause because your pathetic trash ‘stache looks like stray dirt swiped under your nose, remember this…
Your dad was man enough to rock a mo’ year round and his facial hair was a sexual lure that caught him the finest lady fishes the land sea had to offer. With that said, he is however proud of you for doing something for a good cause and I’m sure he’ll make a donation to your hair abomination if you ask.
Big thanks to Julia for submitting her dad’s photo.
Ah, yes.
That is one mean upper lip.
Watch yourself, bros and mo sistas.. Movember is truly in town.
… Here is the non-participants of 2010’s Movember.
Don’t want it to end like this?
Stay in the good books, and grow a feather duster.
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